News just featured an interview with a missionary who just got home from Haiti, relating her experience during the earthquake, as her building held up while others around her collapsed: “I could feel god’s presence, he was right there with me.” Huh. Well, he must have had a Special Purpose for you. What are you doing back in the states then? You’re a missionary, why didn’t you stick around and HELP? Way to show god how thankful you are that he was hanging out with you, making sure you were A-OK while letting countless other people die horrible deaths. Bitch.